Summers working construction and timber framing jobs in rural Vermont left me with a unique vocabulary.  I would venture to say I had a totally different dialect when at work.  Hanging around with farmers has contributed a lot too. Some has left, lots I still have, especially when I go home, and most will remain unprintable.  One that has always stuck is "hotter than a bastard" which is correctly pronounced "hottrn'a bastard."  Correct use:
Sunday's cross country race at the Sea Otter was hottrn'a bastard.  
All time record highs just happened to coincide with our two hour block of way-too-hard-for-our-own-good-anyway physical exertion.  Bart has the full report up on 
Monavie-Cannondale.comI've experienced heat stroke many times before.  I must be cold blooded or something and for some reason my body totally shuts down when not acclimated to the heat.  I have never had it hit me so fast though- 15 minutes in to the race I was feeling pretty good and riding about 30-40th (?) or so moving up a couple spots here and there. 5 minutes later I was dizzy with the chills and felt super weird.  I twisted the grip shift like I was twisting a throttle and started riding slowly in my granny cog.  
I let most of the race go by and tried to get my body temp under control- drinking, dumping bottles on me, riding at a recovery pace, etc.  I was just determined to finish since I flew all the way down there.  I figured it would be good heat training and a good suffer-fest to strengthen the mind.  It ended up taking a lot of determination to get to the line, plenty of physical pain plus the embarrassment of riding so slow at such a big race.  Pretty disappointing but hey that's the way it goes.  
All in all it was a sweet weekend.  Killer seafood dinner after the race @ Salinas Fish House and Bart and I rode over to the ocean on Monday and went for a swim. That was so nice, haven't been in the ocean in at least a year. 
Riding through strawberry fields on the way to the beach.  Smelled like fresh berries.  mmmmmm

There were some odd pale mammals at the beach...


and some seals.  cool.